Ad ver ti sing

That’s what I do for a living. Oh no, I don’t sing.

How much ever I try I still don’t understand this world. May be it’s the complex and layered us that fit in perfectly inside it. And yes we can actually fool you. We have done that a million times.

Over the years ‘*’ has become the most important part of any advertising communication you see. It’s really weird because this small tiny line with an asterisks in corner of the page, is easily ignored by the you. All you are interested is in the *big bold* (mostly delusional) claim that we want you to see, we want you to understand. All you care is about who is selling it, what clothes that celebrity is wearing, how cute or hot he/she looks.

Am not saying the products are not worth it, or that they are not innovative. But with such a congested Market, and companies sales targets combined with our skill of words and art make you so confused that you are forced to live in a fantasy world created by us for our clients, yes not for you my dear consumer. Yes you matter to me, because you are the only the one who are gonna buy my shit.. errr products because you know it am better than the others out there.

The Indian and world advertising has evolved a lot. They make each and everything so aspirational that even we fall for it and even burn our pockets. Ok fine I agree you and might know what we are buying, but we not even considered a TG most times. We are not considered the masses. How many of us do you think use the products we advertise or work on? Best example would be how many of you would go n study at IIPM?

Cigarettes and alcohol are one of the largest money spinners got the govt., and they bloody try to downplay it. Well because they can’t advertise really because they can’t but does that really effect them? Now cigarettes come with “SMOKING KILLS” is big bold letters and also comes equipped with a picture of the lungs. But the branding is so strong that you don’t see it. I still don’t get the point of it being there. If you are so bloody concerned take them out of the Market. Yes you won’t do that and we will keep find ways to advertise those.

The first and foremost rule of advertising is that SEX sells. And it does sell. Well almost everything. Weather it’s goDaddy or our stupid vaio laptops to everything, oh even condoms.

Yes the every product is aspirational or we make it so, but do you really need them? What you see or hear is not true. Because every around you now is a perception, a story which is told to you, wait, which is forced on to you..the same way as others decide what you should be doing in life.

The whole concept of word-of-mouth still works, and I would say that’s the only pure form of advertising one can find. Maybe it’s about time I figure out more stuff on how I can fool you again.

“Advertising – a judicious mix of flattery and threats ~ Northrop Frye”

“A good basic selling idea, involvement and relevancy, of course are as important as ever, but in advertising din of today, unless you make yourself noticed and believed, you ain’t got nothin ~ Leo Burnett”

“Advertising reflects the mores of society, but it does not influence them ~ David Ogilvy”

“Advertising is legalised lying ~ H G Wells”.

FREEDOM.. is not free

One of the most hyped up word is freedom. Freedom of this freedom of that, and all that blah. But are we really free to do what we like? What many time we happily forget is, this so called freedom is not free.

Even when one is doing something with pure of passion love and all that jazz to it. Even an artist who is free to express his feelings has to worry about what sells.

We live in such a mutually interlinked society that saying one is free to do what one likes is so perfectly obscene. Fuck it I don’t think I am really free to do what I want, even for a living. At the end we bound by greater boundaries of money. Money can’t buy happiness? Am not really sure of that.

Everyday we try to do stuff we like, but we are forced to do stuff we don’t. For the simple reason of shit powering greater desires. Well at times I think am loving what I do for a living (technically telling lies), but then even the act of telling lies also has to go through so many processes, that at the end the love and lust is all gone.

So really stop bragging about freedom or less of it. Just live if you can. It’s the money that fuels our freedom and lust of thoughts. Indulge. Enjoy. Peace.

You got mail.

Oh yeah. That my friend is our bread and butter. But intern we feel happy when the inbox is empty. Either that would mean works done or oh freak I have to start working where’s the mail??

But then there are these spam gurus (including friends and relatives who love sending forwards) who just somehow know the right time to irritate you. I get at least 25-30 emailers..but then sometimes the emailer are what I just want, so hell yeah I have not unsubscribed to any of those. And not logging in is not an option, even before the mail arrives in the actual inbox my phone has a NOTIFICATION. Full and full. Here right now I have a mail., maybe an office chat or a emailer ..yeah this time around I won’t get work based mail, but then am not checking it right away.

So yes admit it or not we are happily addicted to mails, not even work. We check our mails regularly because we don’t want a pile of it waiting for us the next day.

And if it’s not mail we have all kind off social media notifications waiting for us. Our lives are are so scattered that it doesn’t leave us with an option. Our need to know what’s happening in other life, our need to spy on others, our need to poke nose into anything and everything, our need need to be superior and most over our need to show off. In the end all you have is a chunk for mail just to delete.

You got mail. Oh wait I got some 10 mails waiting for me. *dramatically runs off*

Traffucked.

Maybe the one thing the human kind agrees on without a dispute, wait even cows dogs and all that would. The most common excuse for finer beings who masturbate 8+ hrs for starting the ritual late. Which would also mean travel in the current state is a mass orgy and humans being humans, the worst form of it. Oh am in one such orgy right now.

Where does it all start? Where does it all stop? I would like to support the environmental fanatics for one reason traffic and maybe better public transport. But just one argument beats all, convince of time.

People like to walk right in the middle of the road, well footpaths are mostly shops or shit filled, nourished by urine. Yes I avoid footpaths. Then there are these so called ‘kings of road’ public transport which ply and stop only in the middle, yes they own the roads. Oh not to forget how strategically the traffic signals and bus stops are mostly placed (Bangalore). Then there are those cows, buffalos what not which give the king of roads a run for money, they use public roads as public toilet, well for a fact they don’t have an exclusive toilet, so yeah. Now let’s talk about whole army in form of bikes, ricks, cars with different horse powers to fight the king. The end result is being super traffucked. Rules don’t apply on roads, unless a cop is out there to fuck you again.

Which ever brilliant mind ever planned the city roads has lot brains and really well estimated the future traffic, that he has left no room for expansion. So we the city people who masturbate 8+ hours just have to start the day early and end the day late. Sometimes one ways make a lot of sense, and Bangalore is famous for it. But then one ways are also not free from being traffucked, are they?

So there comes the most ambitious Metro trains, well let me call them sky trains, because logically they would have made sense if it was underground. But I guess there was time constrain and every govt. would wanna take credit of such a huge plan that’s ‘supposed’ to change cities traffic problems to an extend. Now that leaves us with the fact that there can’t be flyover on the metro route and if things go as planned, long commuters just might use the metro, and mostly people who use public transport. Also to be thought about it is how far fledged is the metro plan thought process is. Would it be able to adapt to future train tech?

Taxing vehicles, private ones entering the city limits would solve this issue to an extend, but that can’t be done without a better public transport network. So till then let’s all get traffucked and rubbed on. Cheers.

Hello world!

This is kinda 3.0 version. so yes i might be just back bullshitting out here!

Off to something new…REALLY?

Off to something new…REALLY?

Now that's really a question I have in ma freaking mind' cos I really
don't understand all the hype around something called the new year.
How are things really gonna be different? How does it really matter if
it's 2K8 or 2K9? Is it all around, about celebrating something or the
other, just another reason to party? I have seen everyone making plans
well in advance., yay it's new year coming, what is the plan, come
let's party. It freaks me out.

How different is a new year gonna be? For me, as far as I consider
it's gonna be just another day with all the usual stuff, I consider
all this hype created around new year as a marketing funda by some
marketing genius.

Well we all have fell for it' so a very happy new year! :) let's
welcome 2K9!

Oh expect some changes in the blog soon :) now it's time to get some
sleep! Zzzzzzz

fOsSil…the heart has it's reasons that reason cannot know!!!

d'Month

Wokay here I hit one month of joblessness :P

And it has been a real weirdo period of time. The at most priority thing on the list has been killing time. And I have to admit I failed in that aspect real bad :) . My days have been all the same for the past one month, a bit of change in between if at all, otherwise it’s been all the same. The same boring life for a month, damn I need a change :P . Change in what way I don’t know actually, I have been killing time some way or the other, watching movies (it consumed a hell lot of my time, cant even recollect the amount of movies I saw. Most of which actually I have seen many times), the new found love for Twitter (a.k.a Micro Blogging, guess just now I got time to explore it), trying to sleep (yes am still not able to sleep properly, and the amount of mosquitoes are really not helpful), smoking (yes indeed I have been smoking like crazy, I have nothing else to do, all day long its a pleasing friend. It has some how become a part of me, for a person like me, yeah I would call smokes ma friend), guess that’s it I did all day, eating as usual was not happening, and now limited to dinner :p, oh yeah towards the end I filled ma iPhone with applications (kinda), how can I miss Facebook games ;) , then the Mumbai blasts kept me busy looking for info, basically did a lot of stuff online, kind off EXPLORING THE WEB!

So what actually changed during this course of time? Well I don’t know if I know, am confused as ever. But somethings have changed in and around me. Don’t know if I can bring them up, cos I don’t know how to explain. But basically I feel am becoming more self centered, more possessive, more worried, and that kinda shit. I don’t know actually whats happening, I have kinda lost touch with the outside world. More people getting mad at me, I know somewhere people are getting me wrong completely, hope I could change that, hope is all I have, and none of faith cos faith is something that’s non existing :p. Basically everything around me seems blurred, everything there but nothing clear, the very confused stage. I think I have forgot how to smile, and that’s what the worst part that has happened to me :| Actually nah I can’t explain what has been happening to me, the weirdness at it’s best :p. I am liking to be alone more, cos am falling in love with the darkness, which has just me around, and am loving it, loving that feeling. The feeling which has evolved to such a level now that I don’t pick up ma phone and bug anyone, I don’t even care to reply to msgs. World is getting better I guess. At least better from the good riddance of me :) )).

Woho now I gotta share one huge list, the huge list of movies I saw. Some of them real sad. Damn the sad part is the movie collection is almost over :| so I guess now I really gotta find a job :p

40 Year Old Virgin
A Love Song for Bobby
A Scanner Darkly
Analyze That
Analyze This
Be Cool
Before Sunise
Before Sunset
Beverly Hills Cops (1,2,3)
Bill
Black Cat
Blue Crush
Capote
Catch Me If You Can
Cinderella Man
C Kkompany
Cocktail
Corpse Bride
Definitely, Maybe
Dodgeball
Donnie Brasco
Dostana
Dumb and Dumber
Equilibrium
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Final Solution
First Sunday
Fracture
Gone in 60 Seconds
Good Will Hunting
Hancock
Harold and Kumar
Get Shorty
Knight Rider
Kung Fu Panda
Lady chaterly
Lethal Weapon-The Complete Collection
Little Children
Little Miss Sunshine
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lucky Number Slevin
Man of the year
Match Point
Madambi
Miami Vice
MinnaminniKoottam
Munich
Mystic River
Of Love and Shadows
Persepolis
Philadelphia
Pulp Fiction
Quantum of Solace
Reservoir Dogs
Rounders
School For Scoundrels
Seabiscuit
Serendipity
Shawshank Redemption
Sicko
Singh Is Kinng
Snatch
Starsky & Hutch
Stranger Than Fiction
Street Kings
Superbad
Superman Doomsday
Taken
The Bank Job
The Darjeeling Limited
The Fast and the Furious-Tokyo Drift
The Hoax
The Hole
The Jason Bourne Movie Collection
The Usual Suspects
Thomas Crown Affair
Thursday
Transporter Collection
Twenty 20
V For Vendetta
Zodiac
Across The Universe
City Of Angels
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Forrest Gump
Goldeneye
Good Fellas
National Treasure Book Of Secrets
The Departed
Water
We Own The Night

Now the list does not end, I just can’t remember names right now, everything is so so so blurred, blah if I linked all the above mentioned movies to IMDB, then one can imagine how jobless I am :p. Seriously I didn’t feel bored :0) well time for another smoke, guess post that I will hit the publish button :P

Something came intoma mind! I no longer can remember what I wante to add! phew anyways!


¡ʍouʞ ʇouuɐɔ uosɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ suosɐǝɹ sʇı sɐɥ ʇɹɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ˙˙˙ןıssoɟ

True Indian Spirit #mumbai

I mostly tracked all the news regarding the Mumbai blasts online via Twitter (i am @fossiloflife there) and CNNIBN live streaming. Via Twitter I realised how much we all hated the media for there bad coverage of the Mumbai attacks. It was all a desperate attempt to ge viewership of the soap hungry Indian public. The people who went through all the turmoil, where expecting peace, the media was ready to cross question them on every account and turn, with questions like… Did you see the terrorists? How many terrorists are there? Are your loved ones still stuck there? How did you manage to escape? so on and so forth.. Was it required? I don’t think it made even a bit of sense for the media to keep harassing the victims. Across twitter updates there where three echoes which where common to all of us…

1) What was happening in Mumbai was bad.
2) What media was doing was more pathetic.
3) What on earth were the politicians doing on the scene?

This was one event which actully brought the Social Media in India to Age.Though the actual term of being a Citizen Jurno was missing. There where very few who were reporting from and around the scene, @vinu, being one of them, who shot to fame cos of his bringing to life pictures and Twitter updates. Rest were all picking up media reports. There where Tweets regarding every single article and blog post found at that moment cos everyone wanted a real account of what actually was happening. There were emergency numbers flashing all across Twitter, so were msgs to help. Oh that reminds me, WHY ON EARTH WAS MEDIA AT ALL WORRIED ABOUT CRICKET? AND ALSO HOW DID IT MATTER AT ALL WHEN INDIA WAS UNDER ATTACK, IT WAS NOT MUMBAI, IT WAS INDIAN INTEGRITY WHICH WAS ATTACKED!

Now as of now the death toll has reached 195+ and injured being 300+, and who knows what the final numbers will be?

What actually stands apart in these attacks are the complete failure of the intelligence establishment, brilliant planning and implementation by the terrorists (am not praising the terrorists, but the truth is they have fooled everyone of us from every angle, we didn’t even know how many of them are there YET). Mumbai lost few of its most brilliant officers, India’s most most elite force also lost it’s officer, but in all that they managed to save 100′s of lives.

So who where the actual hero’s? the NSG? the ARMY? the POLICE? the PUBLIC? otr the HOTEL STAFFS?
Who ever says anything for me the actual two hero’s are the HOTEL STAFF and the PUBLIC! The hotel staff cos they didn’t cross the line of panic and leave the guest in middle of the terror attack, they guided each on to safety, if alone they had not done what they did, we would be still counting bodies. The public cos they kept there cool. A real hats off to these section of people. Then who can forget the NSG? hats off to them too… and coming to why i rate the hotel staff above all is, they did what they could the best way they could facing the fire power with BRAINS :P

The Indian spirit arises here cos of the sentiment it echoed through each and single one of us, for making us think on a better tomorrow, for making us love each other more.

To all politicians, just a request, don’t start the usual blame game, work together, find a solution, that’s why you guys are elected.And to the media, stop selling real life sentiments, put some ethics into your work.

AND SALUTE TO MUMBAI FOR LOOKING TALL!


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#Mumbai Spirit!

One of the worst nights I ever had, the terror attack just gave me some kinda shock. First I thought it was just shoot out and was like WTF, wow lets see whats happening. But then it all just turned out to be one of the most nasty operations by terrorist, just by the way it was planned. Freak now as I plan to write, news is coming in that police have found 8kg of RDX, what did the terrorist plan? BLOW UP THE TAJ MAHAL HOTEL? Man how can such a big security lapse happen? How can such a huge amount of ammunition enter city unnoticed? WTF? One of the most secure places in the financial capital just taken over by the terrorist, which part is really safe? HOW SAFE? Damn me I hate those SOBs, they have no real right to do anything such insane. Today’s Mumbai is seeing almost the same impact that Bombay faced 15 years ago. And its real sad. Its sad that not only top police officials but the normal people have been attacked without any mercy. What on earth actually happened? 101 killed? many more injured.

What a well planned attack, they used govt., n police jeeps to attack the people? This I don’t is a terror attack or a child’s play…the so called terrorists are 20 to 25 year old. WHY do these kids wanna do all this? where do they get the heart to do all this? They look like average Indian kids, only difference being that the kids where heavily armed. Whole night I had been micro blogging using twitter @fossiloflife, live by the twitter world can be found at #mumbai. I SALUTE THE WHOLE OF MUMBAI FOR KEEP ON STANDING AFTER EACH FALL! TRUE MUMBAI SPIRIT! I don’t know what else to say. to media please stop harassing victims, and may all this end soon! Still its not known if its a terrorist attack or the hostage attempt? At least no one saying!

After 7/11 and 7/26, now there’s a 11/26 to affect #Mumbai. Curious coincidence?

And please politicians don’t start a blame game’ forget party’s join hands do something.


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The Black mark of Chennai

(The River Cooum originates in a village of the same name, about 70 km away from Chennai. Once a fresh water source is today a drainage course inside Chennai, collecting surpluses of 75 small tanks of a minor basin. The length of the river is about 65 km, of which 18 km fall within the Chennai city limits. Once a fishing river and boat racing ground, it has borne the brunt of the city’s unplanned explosion. The Kesavaram dam diverts the river into the Chembarambakkam Lake from which water is utilized for the supply of drinking water to the city of Chennai. Thereafter, the flow of water in the river is much reduced.)

The Cooum is mostly associated with its stench. No one who has ever visited Chennai could have missed the Cooum River. Polluted by industrial effluents and drainage from the hundreds of hutments along its banks, its strong odour pervades the city making its presence undeniable. It’s now actually become a part of Chennai life…Chennai without Cooum nah…

Cooum River was the pride of Madras with its clean watercourse, once upon a time According to Wikipedia “The name of Cooum appears to be derived from Tamil Literature. The word “coovalan” denotes a person who is well versed in the science of hydrology. ” It is likely, that the River Cooum might have derived its name from such a usage. According to one estimate 158 sewage canals are let into the Cooum. According to a report , Central Environmental Ministry under the National River Water Protection Scheme had sanctioned Rs 325.25 crore to Tamilnadu Government for cleaning them (where has the money gone?) Though a tidy sum appear to be allotted for cleaning the rivers at Chennai, there does not seem to be any visible activity towards beautifying the Cooum. Will Cooum becomes Chennai pride again? It’s gonna be a long process of wait and watch!

It’s known to be the city’s smelly eyesore, so it should hardly come as a surprise that the Cooum river is a killer water body with high toxic content. It is even estimated that, when flowing within city limits, has more toxins than even a sewer. A 72-km-long channel, the Cooum originates in the neighbouring Tiruvallur district and winds its way through Chennai before flowing into the Bay of Bengal. Tests undertaken to gauge the extent of pollution downstream showed fish could survive for only three to five hours in water near the mouth of the river in Chepauk even after the samples were diluted up to 50% (without aeration). The water has almost no dissolved oxygen, and instead there are traces of heavy metals like copper, besides sewage and sludge.

So why am I saying all this?
Well to the very simple fact that, ma old office was on the banks of Cooum. We loved the view of Cooum, cos it was a vast open space, with fresh air (now I cant really cocmment on how fresh), jusst thinking of it as fresh water way used to give us kicks. We had lot of arguments on the WHY ON EARTH WAS THE GOVT. ACTING IMMUNE TO THE COOUM? The stinking river of today once used to be a fresh water way, with boats on it? Where and when did the change happen? Aren’t there laws which prohibit the pollution of water bodies? Who actually looks into all this? I don’t know how long am gonna be in Chennai, but still I wish to see the Cooum river clean, the black mark in the heart of the city to go.


fOsSiL…the heart has its reasons that reason cannot know!!!